You used to be cool. You used to smoke cigarettes. You drink beer with your friends. You used to go to concerts. You used to skate. You used to brew your own beer. You used to climb. You used to have hair. You used to be fit. You used to a lot of things. But you used to be cool. Now you're a looser. Make the world know. Get this t-shirt.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Single jersey
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• Blank product sourced from China or Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!